Dear Reader,

If your wondering why I decided to write and create this blog, I really can't tell you. I was reading over my cousin's blog, and after wondering in awe how she managed to make such a humorous, and lavished blog, I decided I wanted to learn how to do it. Now let me tell you, I'm not the greatest at figuring stuff out on my own so I had to eventually email my cousin to ask her for all her secrets, so if you think I'm a genius for all the cool gadgets I have on here, think again. I'm only coping most of her ideas. Enjoy!

Porto Rico

Last Spring Vacation, the Cheney Clan embarked on a new adventure to Porto Rico. (This was all my mom's idea!) Anyway, there we were, all cramped together on one tiny little island (okay, so what! Maybe there were several different islands and none were too too tiny). But it was still cramped in our tiny little hotel room. I had to either sleep on the lumpy old couch or sleep with LeAnn. I chose the couch on account that LeAnn snores like a train wreck (no offense LeAnn). In the end though, I got Andrew to sleep on the couch and I got to share a bed with my mom. Well, I doubt you care where I slept as long as I got to go on some fancy vacation. We did all the usual things you do on vacation, eat out, shop, site seeing, shop some more. I'm not sure I liked the shoping that much though (I know, gasp!) you have to hear me out first. My mom made me go into over like a 100 different little trinket stores, all which were lined up one right after another. Half of those stores contained what I consider junk, but oh no, all the grown-ups had to look at each item. There were so many shops, Nathan would start crying whenever someone wanted to go into a store. Finally we were all so sick of shoping (even LeAnn was too tired to go into any store) no one would dare to even look into a shop window. But Grandpa Derr ruined it when he had to go buy a huge container of Hydrogen Poroxide, which took him an hour to purchase. I mean who needs a huge bottle of Hydrogen Poroxide while on vacation. I gave him 2 sarcastic thumbs up and grimance. All ended well though, we're still alive aren't we? P.S. Porto Rico has beautiful beaches.